Instant Message Terms

! - I have a comment
? - I have a question
@TEOTD - At The End Of The Day
\M/ - Heavy Metal Music
^5 - High Five
^RUP^ - Read Up Please
^URS - Up Yours
<3 - Heart
2 - Your (or my) two cents worth
1174 - Nude club
121 - One to one
1337 - Elite
143 - I love you
14AA41 - One for All and All for One
182 - I hate you
19 - 0 hand
20 - Location
2B or not 2B - To Be Or Not To Be
2BZ4UQT - Too Busy For You Cutey
2G2B4G - Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT - Too Good To Be True
2moro - Tomorrow
2nite - Tonight
2U2 - To You Too
404 - I haven't a clue
411 - Information
420 - Marijuana
459 - I love you
4COL - For Crying Out Loud
4EAE - ForEver And Ever
4ever - Forever
4NR - Foreigner
4Q - F*** You
5FS - 5 Finger Salute
8 - Oral sex
831 - I Love You
86 - Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
9 - Parent is watching
99 - Parent is no longer watching
A/S/L/P - Age/Sex/Location/Picture
A3 - Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF - As A Friend
AAK - Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI - As A Matter Of Interest
AAR - At Any Rate
AAR8 - At Any Rate
AAS - Alive And Smiling
AATK - Always At The Keyboard
AAYF - As Always, Your Friend
AB - Ass Backwards
ABITHIWTITB - A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2 - About To
ACD - Alt Control Delete
ACE - Access Control Entry
ACK - Acknowledgement
ACORN - A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
ADAD - Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB - All Done Bye Bye
ADIH - Another Day In Hell
ADIP - Another Day In Paradise
ADN - Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
ADR - Address
AEAP - As Early As Possible
AFAGAY - A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP - A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS - As Far As I Can See
AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AFAIR - As Far As I Remember
AFAIU - As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI - As Far As I Understand It
AFAP - As Far As Possible
AFAYC - As Far As You're Concerned
AFC - Away From Computer
AFDN - Any F***ing Day Now
AFGO - Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
AFIAA - As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI - A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFJ - April Fools Joke
AFK - Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
AFPOE - A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT - About F***ing Time
AFZ - Acronym Free Zone
AGB - Almost Good Bridge
AGKWE - And God Knows What Else
AIAMU - And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AIGHT - All Right
AIH - As It Happens
AIMB - As I Mentioned Before
AIMP - Always In My Prayers
AISB - As I Said Before
AISE - As I Said Earlier
AISI - As I See It
AKA or a.k.a. - Also Known As
ALAP - As Late As Possible
Alcon - All Concerned
ALOL - Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOL - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTG - Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP - As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
AMBW - All My Best Wishes
AMF - Adios Mother F***er
AML - All My Love
AMRMTYFTS - All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
ANFAWFOS - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD - And Now For Something Completely Different
ANGB - Almost Nearly Good Bridge
AOAS - All Of A Sudden
AOB - Abuse Of Bandwidth
AON - Apropos Of Nothing
AP - Apple Pie
AS - Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject
ASAFP - As Soon As F***ing Possible
ASAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
ASAYGT - As Soon As You Get This
ASL - Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH - Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATAB - Ain't That A Bitch
ATC - Any Two Cards
ATSL - Along The Same Line
ATST - At The Same Time
ATW - All the Web -or- Around the Web
AWC - After While, Crocodile
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFY - Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWLTP - Avoiding Work Like The Plague
AWNIAC - All We Need Is Another Chair
AWOL - Absent Without Leave
AWTTW - A Word To The Wise
AYC - Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
AYCE - All You Can Eat
AYK - As You Know
AYOR - At Your Own Risk
AYSOS - Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB - And You're Telling Me This Because
AYV - Are You Vertical?
B&F - Back and Forth
B/C - Because
B4 - Before
B4N - Bye For Now
B4U - Before You
B4YKI - Before You Know It
BAC - Bad Ass Chick
BAG - Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAK - Back At Keyboard
BAMF - Bad Ass Mother F***er
banana - Penis
BARB - Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
BAU - Business As Usual
BB - Be Back
BB4N - Bye Bye for Now
BBAMFIC - Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
BBB - Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG - Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM - Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN - Bye Bye for Now
BBIAB - Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF - Be Back In A Few
BBIAS - Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW - Be Back In A While
BBL - Be Back Later
BBMFIC - Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge
BBN - Bye Bye Now
BBR - Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS - Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
BBSD - Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL - Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT - Be Back Tomorrow
BBW - Big Beautiful Woman
BC - Because
BCBG - Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBS - Big Company, Big School
BCNU - Be Seeing You
BCOZ - Because
BD - Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDBI5M - Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BDC - Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
BDN - Big Damn Number
BEG - Big Evil Grin
beos - Nudge
BF - Boyfriend -or- Best Friend -or- Bitch Features
BFD - Big F***ing Deal
BFE - Bum F*** Egypt
BFF - Best Friends Forever
BFFN - Best Friends For Now
BFFTTE - Best Friends Forever Til The End
BFN - Bye For Now
BFR - Big F***ing Rock
BHAG - Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG - Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BHIMBGO - Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
BHOF - Bald Headed Old Fart
BI5 - Back In Five
BIBI - Bye Bye
BIBO - Beer In, Beer Out
BIF - Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
BIL - Brother-In-Law
BIOIYA - Break It Off In Your Ass
BION - Believe It Or Not
BIOYE - Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP - Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN - Blow it Out Your Nose
BITCH - Basically In The Clear Homey
BITD - Back In The Day
BITFOB - Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
BJ - Blow Job
BJJDI - Billy Joel Just Drove In
BKA - Better Known As
BL - Belly Laughing
BLBBLB - Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BM - Byte Me
BMF - Bad Mother F***er
BMGWL - Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOF - Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA - Byte Me On The Ass
BNDN - Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF - Big Name Fan
BO - Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BOB - Battery Operated Boyfriend
BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOCTAAE - But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOFH - Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BON - Believe it Or Not
BOTEC - Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BOTOH - But On The Other Hand
BPLM - Big Person Little Mind
BR - Bathroom
BRB - Be Right Back
BRT - Be Right There
BS - Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BSAAW - Big Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NE - Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSEG - Big Sh** Eating Grin
BSF - But Seriously, Folks
BSOD - Blue Screen of Death
BT - Byte This
BTA - But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTDTGTS - Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFO - Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
BTHOOM - Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTN - Better Than Nothing
BTSOOM - Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTTT - Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BTW - By The Way
BTWBO - Be There With Bells On
BTWITIAILW/U - By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
BW - Best Wishes
BWDIK - But What Do I Know
BWL - Bursting With Laughter
BWO - Black, White or Other
BYKT - But you Knew That
BYOA - Bring Your Own Advil
BYOB - Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
BYOW - Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
BZ - Busy
C&G - Chuckly and Grin
C/P - Cross Post
C/S - Change of Subject
C4N - Ciao For Now
CAAC - Cool As A Cucumber
CAS - Crack A Smile
CB - Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
CBB - Can't Be Bothered
CBF - Can't Be F***ed
CBJ - Covered Blow Job
CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around
CF - Coffee Freak
CFV - Call For Vote
CHA - Click Here Asshole
CIAO - Goodbye (in Italian)
CICO - Coffee In, Coffee Out
CICYHW - Can I Copy Your Home Work
CID - Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
CIS - CompuServe Information Service
CLM - Career Limiting Move
CMAP - Cover My Ass Partner
CMF - Count My Fingers
CMIW - Correct Me if I'm Wrong
CMU - Crack Me Up
CNP - Continued in Next Post
COB - Close Of Business
COD - Change Of Dressing
Cof$ - Church of Scientology
CofS - Church of Scientology
COS - Change Of Subject
C-P - Sleepy
CRAFT - Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAP - Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT - Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS - Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRB - Come Right Back
CRBT - Crying Real Big Tears
CRDTCHCK - Credit Check
CRS - Can't Remember Sh**
CRTLA - Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CS - Career Suicide
CSA - Cool Sweet Awesome
CSL - Can't Stop Laughing
CSN - Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
C-T - City
CTA - Call To Action
CTC - Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
CTO - Check This Out
CU - See You -or- Cracking Up
CUATU - See You Around The Universe
CUL8R - See You Later
CULA - See You Later Alligator
CUNS - See You In School
CUOL - See You OnLine
CUWTA - Catch Up With The Acronyms
CUZ - Because
CWOT - Complete Waste Of Time
CWYL - Chat With You Later
CX - Cancelled
CY - Calm Yourself
CYA - Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CYL - See You Later
CYM - Check Your Mail
CYO - See You Online
CYT - See You Tomorrow
D&M - Deep & Meaningful
DAMHIKT - Don't Ask Me How I Know That
DARFC - Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA - Doing Business As
DBABAI - Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBD - Don't Be Dumb
DBEYR - Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD - Due Diligence
DDD - Direct Distance Dial
DDSOS - Different Day, Same Old Sh**
def - Definitely
DETI - Don't Even Think It
DF - Dear Friend
DFLA - Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DGA - Don't Go Anywhere
DGT - Don't Go There
DGTG - Don't Go There Girlfriend
DGYF - Damn Girl You're Fine
DH - Dear Husband
DHYB - Don't Hold Your Breath
DIAF - Die In A Fire
DIC - Drunk In Charge
DIKU - Do I Know You
DILLIGAD - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS - Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DINK - Double Incomes, No Kids
DIRFT - Do It Right the First Time
DISTO - Did I Say That Outloud?
DITR - Dancing In The Rain
DITYID - Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DIY - Do It Yourself
DKDC - Don't Know Don't Care
DL - Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBB - Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM - Don't Lie To Me
DMI - Don't Mention It
DNBL8 - Do Not Be Late
DNC - Does Not Compute
DND - Do Not Disturb
DOC - Drug Of Choice
DOE - Depends On Experience
DOEI - Goodbye (in Dutch)
DORD - Department of Redundancy Department
DP - Domestic Partner
dps - Damage Per Second
DPUP - Don't Poop Your Pants
DQMOT - Don't Quote Me On This
DQYDJ - Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB - Don't Read If Busy
DSTR8 - Damn Straight
DTC - Deep Throaty Chuckle
DTRT - Do The Right Thing
DUI - Driving Under the Influence
DUM - Do You Masturbate?
DUNA - Don’t Use No Acronyms
DURS - Damn You Are Sexy
DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
DUST - Did You See That
DWB - Don't Write Back
DWBH - Don't Worry Be Happy
DWI - Driving While Intoxicated
DWPKOTL - Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
DWS - Driving While Stupid
DWWWI - Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
DWYM - Does What You Mean
DYFM - Dude You Fascinate Me
DYHAB - Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAG - Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIW - Don't You Just Hate It When...
DYOFDW - Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123 - Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK - Eating at Keyboard
EE - Electronic Emission
effin - F***ing
EFT - Electronic Funds Transfer
EG - Evil Grin
EL - Evil Laugh
EM - Excuse Me
EMA - E-Mail Address
EMFBI - Excuse Me For Butting In
EMI - Excuse My Ignorance
EML - Email Me Later
EMRTW - Evil Monkey's Rule The World
EMSG - E-Mail Message
EOD - End Of Day
EOL - End Of Life
EOM - End Of Message
EOT - End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ESAD - Eat Sh** And Die
ESADYFA - Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
ESEMED - Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESH - Experience, Strength, and Hope
ESMF - Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESO - Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA - Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
ETLA - ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
EVRE1 - Every One
EWI - E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ - Easy
F2F - Face-to-Face
FAB - Features Attributes Benefits
FAH - F***ing A Hot
FAP - F***ing A Pissed
FAQL - Frequently Asked Questions List
FAQOMFT - Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
FASB - Fast Ass Son Bitchii
FAWC - For Anyone Who Cares
FB - F*** Buddy
FBI - F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
FBKS - Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FCFS - First Come, First Served
FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom
FE - Fatal Error
FF - Friends Forever
FF&PN - Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FFS - For F*** Sake
FGDAI - Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
FIF - F*** I'm Funny
FIIK - F*** If I Know
FIL - Father-In-Law
FILF - Father I'd Like to F***
FILTH - Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FINE - F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
FISH - First in, Still Here
FITB - Fill In The Blanks
FLA - Four Letter Acronym
FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FMTYEWTK - Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMUTA - F*** Me Up The Ass
FO - F*** Off
FOAD - F*** Off And Die
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
FOAG - F*** Off And Google
FOC - Free of Charge
FOFL - Falling on Floor Laughing
FOL - Fond of Leather
FOMC - Fell Off My Chair
FOMCL - Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FORD - Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FOS - Full Of Sh**
FRED - F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FS - For Sale
FSBO - For Sale By Owner
FSR - For Some Reason
FSU - F*** Sh** Up
FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH - From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF - F*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face
FTFOI - For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTL - Faster Than Light
FTLOG - For The Love Of God
FTN - F*** That Noise
FTR - For The Record
FTRF - F*** That's Really Funny
FTTB - For The Time Being
FTW - For The Win -or- F*** The World
FU2 - F*** You Too
FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB - F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUJIMO - F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
FUM - F***ed Up Mess
FURTB - Filled Up and Ready To Burst
FWB - Friends With Benefits
FWD - Forward
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FYA - For Your Amusement
FYE - For Your Edification
FYF - From your Friend
FYI - For Your Information
FYIFV - F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FYLTGE - From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FYM - For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN - Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
G - Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
G1 - Good One
G2G - Got to Go
G2GLYS - Got To Go Love Ya So
GA - Go Ahead
GAB - Getting A Beer
GAL - Get A Life
GALGAL - Give A Little Get A Little
GALHER - Get A Load of Her
GALHIM - Get A Load of Him
GANB - Getting Another Beer
GAP - Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
GAS - Got A Second
GB - Good Bridge
GBG - Great Big Grin
GBH - Great Big Hug
GC - Good Crib
GD&R - Grinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RF - Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
GDI - God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GDW - Grin, Duck and Wave
GF - Girlfriend
GFF - Go F***ing Figure
GFI - Go For It
GFN - Gone For Now
GFON - Good For One Night
GFR - Grim File Reaper
GFTD - Gone For The Day
GFY - Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
GFYMF - Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er
GG - Good Game -or- Gotta Go
GGA - Good Game All
GGN - Gotta Go Now
GGOH - Gotta Get Out of Here
GGP - Gotta Go Pee
GI - Google It
GIC - Gift In Crib
GIDK - Gee I Don't Know
GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST - Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GJ - Good Job
GJP - Good Job Partner
GL - Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GLA - Good Luck All
GLBT - Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GLG - Good Looking Girl
GLGH - Good Luck and Good Hunting
GLYASDI - God Loves You And So Do I
GM - Good Morning -or- Good Move
GMAB - Give Me A Break
GMAFB - Give Me A F***ing Break
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT - Great Minds Think For Themselves
GN - Good Night
GNBLFY - Got Nothing But Love For You
GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
GNSD - Good Night Sweet Dreams
GOI - Get Over It
GOK - God Only Knows
GOL - Giggling Out Loud
GOS - Gay Or Straight
GOWI - Get On With It
GOYHH - Get Off Your High Horse
GR&D - Grinning Running And Ducking
GR2BR - Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
GR8 - Great
gratz - Congratulations
GRRR - Growling
GSOAS - Go Sit On A Snake
GSYJDWURMNKH - Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
GT - Good Try
GTFO - Get The F*** Out
GTFOOH - Get The F*** Out Of Here
GTG - Got To Go
GTGB - Got To Go, Bye
GTGP - Got To Go Pee
GTH - Go To Hell
GTK - Good To Know
GTM - Giggle To Myself
GTRM - Going To Read Mail
GTSY - Glad To See You
GUD - Geographically UnDesirable
GWI - Get With It
GWS - Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA - Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
H&K - Hugs and Kisses
h/o - Hold On
h/p - Hold Please
H4U - Hot For You
H4XX0R - Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
HAGD - Have a Great Day
HAGN - Have A Good Night
HAGO - Have A Good One
HAK - Hugs And Kisses
HAND - Have a Nice Day
HAWTLW - Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HB - Hurry Back
HBASTD - Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
HBB - Hip Beyond Belief
HBIB - Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HCC - Holy Computer Crap
HD - Hold
HF - Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HHIS - Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K - Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ - Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK - Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS - Ha-Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAY - Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG - How's It Going
HIH - Hope It Helps
HIOOC - Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HITAKS - Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HMFIC - Head MOFO In Charge
HNTI - How Nice That/This Is
HNTW - How Nice That Was
HNY - Happy New Year
HO - Hold On
HOHA - HOllywood HAcker
HOIC - Hold On, I'm Coming
HOYEW - Hanging On Your Every Word
HP - Higher Power
HPPO - Highest Paid Person in Office
HSIK - How Should I Know
HT - Hi There
HTB - Hang The Bastards
HTH - Hope This (or That) Helps
HTNOTH - Hit The Nail On The Head
HUA - Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass
HUGZ - Hugs
HUYA - Head Up Your Ass
HWGA - Here We Go Again
I 1-D-R - I Wonder
I&I - Intercourse & Inebriation
IAC - In Any Case -or- I Am Confused
IAE - In Any Event
IAITS - It's All In The Subject
IANAC - I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV - I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAE - I Am Not An Expert
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGC - I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IASAP4U - I Always Say A Prayer For You
IAT - I Am Tired
IAW - I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
IAYM - I Am Your Master
IBGYBG - I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
IBIWISI - I'll Believe It When I See It
IBK - Idiot Behind Keyboard
IBRB - I'll Be Right Back
IBT - In Between Technology
IBTC - Itty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTD - I Beg To Differ
IBTL - In Before The Lock
IC - In Character -or- I See
ICBW - I Could Be Wrong
ICYC - In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
ID10T - Idiot
IDC - I Don't Care
IDGAF - I Don't Give A F***
IDGARA - I Don't Give A Rats Ass
IDGI - I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
IDK - I Don't Know
IDK, my BFF Jill - I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
IDKY - I Don't Know You
I-D-L - Ideal
IDM - It Does Not Matter
IDST - I Didn't Say That
IDTA - I Did That Already
IDTS - I Don't Think So
IEF - It's Esther's Fault
IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back
IFAB - I Found A Bug
IFU - I F***ed Up
IGGP - I Gotta Go Pee
IGTP - I Get The Point
IHA - I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM - I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO - I Have No Opinion
IHTFP - I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU - I Hear You
IIABDFI - If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IIIO - Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD - If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR - If I Remember -or- If I Recall
IIRC - If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
IIT - Is It Tight?
IITLYTO - If It's Too Loud You're Too Old
IITYWIMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD - If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWM - If It Were Me
IJPMP - I Just Pissed My Pants
IJWTK - I Just Want To Know
IJWTS - I Just Want To Say
IKALOPLT - I Know A Lot Of People Like That
IKWYM - I Know What You Mean
IKYABWAI - I Know You Are But What Am I?
ILA - I Love Acronyms
ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
ILICISCOMK - I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILU - I Love You
ILUAAF - I Love You As A Friend
ILY - I Love You
IM - Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IM2BZ2P - I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
IMA - I Might Add
IMAO - In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO - In My Considered Opinion
IME - In My Experience
IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
IMHEIUO - In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNERHO - In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
IMOO - In My Own Opinion
IMPOV - In My Point Of View
IMRU - I Am, Are You?
IMS - I Am Sorry
INBD - It's No Big Deal
INMP - It's Not My Problem
INNW - If Not Now, When
INPO - In No Particular Order
INUCOSM - It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
IOH - I'm Outta Here
ION - Index Of Names
IOUD - Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IOW - In Other Words
IPN - I'm Posting Naked
IRL - In Real Life
ISAGN - I See A Great Need
ISH - Insert Sarcasm Here
ISO - In Search Of
ISS - I Said So -or- I'm So Sure
ISSYGTI - I’m So Sure You Get The Idea
ISTM - It Seems to Me
ISTR - I Seem To Remember
ISWYM - I See What You Mean
ISYALS - I'll Send You A Letter Soon
ITA - I Totally Agree
ITFA - In The Final Analysis
ITIGBS - I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
ITM - In The Money
ITS - Intense Text Sex
ITSFWI - If The Shoe Fits Wear It
IUM - If You Must
IWALU - I Will Always Love You
IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA - I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
IWBNI - It Would Be Nice If
IWIWU - I Wish I Was You
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
IYAOYAS - If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
IYD - In Your Dreams
IYFEG - Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD - If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO - In Your Opinion
IYQ - I Like You
IYSS - If You Say So
IYSWIM - If You See What I Mean
J/C - Just Checking
J/J - Just Joking
J/K - Just Kidding
J/O - Jerking Off
J/P - Just Playing
J/W - Just Wondering
J2LYK - Just To Let You Know
J4F - Just For Fun
J4G - Just For Grins
J4T or JFT - Just For Today
J5M - Just Five Minutes
JAD - Just Another day
JAFO - Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAFS - Just A F***ing Salesman
JAM - Just A Minute
JAS - Just A Second
JC - Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
JDI - Just Do It
JEOMK - Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
JFH - Just F*** Her
JFI - Just For Information
JIC - Just In Case
JK - Just Kidding
JM2C - Just My 2 Cents
JMO - Just My Opinion
JOOTT - Just One Of Those Things
JP - Just Playing
JSU - Just Shut Up
JSYK - Just So You Know
JT - Just Teasing
JTLYK - Just To Let You Know
JTOL - Just Thinking Out Loud
JTOU - Just Thinking Of You
JUADLAM - Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
JW - Just Wondering
K - OK
KB - Kick Butt
KBD - Keyboard
kewl - it means cool
KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
KHYF - Know How You Feel
KIA - Killed In Action
KIBO - Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
KIR - Keep It Real
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT - Keep In Touch
kitty - Vagina
KK - Kiss Kiss
KMA - Kiss My Ass
KMFHA - Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMP - Keep Me Posted
KMRIA - Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLA - Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMUF - Kiss Me You Fool
KMWA - Kiss My White Ass
KOK - Knock
KOTC - Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
KS - Kill Stealer
KUTGW - Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM - Know What I Mean?
KWSTA - Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
KYFC - Keep Your Fingers Crossed
KYPO - Keep Your Pants On
L - Laugh
L8R - Later
LABATYD - Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
LAQ - Lame Ass Quote
LB?W/C - Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
LBR and LGR - Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
LBUG or LBIG - Laughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
LD - Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDIMEDILLIGAF - Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LDR - Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA - Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LF - Let's F***
LFTI - Looking Forward To It
LGMAS - Lord Give Me A Sign
LHO - Laughing Head Off
LHOS - Lets Have Online Sex
LIFO - Last In, First Out
LIS - Laughing In Silence
LJBF - Let’s Just Be Friends
LKITR - Little Kid In The Room
LLOM - Like Leno on Meth
LLTA - Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO - Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMHO - Laughing My Head Off
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
LMK - Let Me Know
LMSO - Laughing My Socks Off
LMTCB - Left Message To Call Back
LOL - Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
LOLA - Laugh Out Loud Again
LOMBARD - Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LOML - Love Of My Life
LONH - Lights On, Nobody Home
LOOL - Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD - Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LORE - Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
LOU - Laughing Over You
LPOS - Lazy Piece Of Sh**
LRF - Little Rubber Feet
LSHMBH - Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSV - Language, Sex, Violence
LTHTT - Laughing Too Hard To Type
LTIC - Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTM - Laughing To Myself
LTNS - Long Time No See
LTNT - Long Time, No Type
LTR - Long Term Relationship
LTS - Laughing to Self
LTTIC - Look The Teacher Is Coming
LULU - Locally Undesireable Land Use
LUMTP - Love You More Than Pie
LUSM - Love You So Much
LWR - Launch When Ready
LY - Love You
LY4E - Love You Forever
LYA - Love You All
LYB - Love You Babe
LYCYLBB - Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
LYKYAMY - Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
LYL - Love You Lots
LYLAB - Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS - Love You Like A Sister
LYLB - Love You Later Bye
LYMI - Love You, Mean It
LYWAMH - Love You With All My Heart
M2NY - Me Too, Not Yet
M4C - Meet for Coffee
M8 or M8s - Mate -or- Mates
MA - Mature Audience
MAYA - Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MB - Message Board
MBN - Must Be Nice
MBRFN - Must Be Real F***ing Nice
MEGO - My Eyes Glaze Over
meh - Who cares, whatever
MFD - Multi-Function Device
MfG - Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MFIC - Mother F***er In Charge
MFWIC - Mo Fo Who's In Charge
MHBFY - My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY - My Hat's Off To You
MIA - Missing In Action
MIHAP - May I Have Your Attention Please
MIL - Mother-In-Law
MILF - Mother I'd Like to F***
MITIN - More Info Than I Needed
MKOP - My Kind Of Place
MLA - Multiple Letter Acronym
MLAS - My Lips Are Sealed
MM - Market Maker
MMHA2U - My Most Humble Apologies To You
MO - Move On
MOF - Matter Of Fact
MOFO - Mother F***er
MOMPL - One Moment Please
MOO - Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOP - MOment Please
MorF - Male or Female
MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MOTAS - Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD - Message Of The Day
MOTOS - Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
MRA - Moving Right Along
MSG - Message
MSMD - Monkey See Monkey Do
MSNUW - Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
MTBF - Mean Time Before Failure
MTF - More To Follow
MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You
MTLA - My True Love Always
MTSBWY - May The Schwartz Be With You
MUAH or MWAH - The sound of a kiss
MUBAR - Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MUSM - Miss You So Much
MWBRL - More Will Be Revealed Later
MYL - Mind Your Language
MYOB - Mind Your Own Business
N/A - Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/M - Nothing Much
N/T - No Text
N1 - Nice One
N2M - Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU - Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
NAB - Not A Blonde
NADT - Not A Damn Thing
NAGB - Nearly Almost A Good Bridge
NAK - Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
natch - Naturally
NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
N-A-Y-L - In A While
NAZ - Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NB4T - Not Before Time
NBD - No Big Deal
NBFAB - Not Bad For A Beginner
NBFABS - Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
NBIF - No Basis In Fact
NC - Nice Crib
NCG - New College Graduate
NDN - Indian -or- Native American
NE - Anyway
NE1 - Anyone
NE14KFC - Anyone for KFC?
NE1ER - Anyone Here
Ne2H - Need To Have
NESEC - Any Second
NEWS - North, East, West, South
NFBSK - Not For British School Kids
NFC - Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
NFF - No F***ing Fair
NFG - Not F***ing Good
NFI - No F***ing Idea
NFW - No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NG - New Game
NGB - Nearly Good Bridge
NH - Nice Hand
NHOH - Never Heard Of Him/Her
NICE - Nonsense In Crappy Existence
NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIGYYSOB - Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
NIH - Not Invented Here
NIM - No Internal Message
NIMBY - Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD - Not In My Job Description
NIMQ - Not In My Queue
NIMY - Never In A Million Years
NINO - Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
NISM - Need I Say More
NITL - Not In This Lifetime
NIYWFD - Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
NLL - Nice Little Lady
NM - Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
NME - Enemy
NMH - Not Much Here
NMHJC - Not Much Here, Just Chilling
NMP - Not My Problem
NMTE - Now More Than Ever
NMU - Not Much, You?
NN - Not Now
NNCIMINTFZ - Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
NNWW - Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
NO - Not Online
NOA - Not Online Anymore
NOFI - No OFfence Intended
NOS - New Old Stock
NOY - Not Online Yet
NOYB - None Of Your Business
NP - No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
NQA - No Questions Asked
NQOCD - Not Quite Our Class Dear
NR - Nice Roll
NRG - Energy
NRN - No Reply Necessary
NS - Nice Set
NSA - No Strings Attached
NSFW - Not Safe For Work
NSS - No Sh** Sherlock
NSTLC - Need Some Tender Loving Care
NTA - Not This Again
NTIM - Not That It Matters
NTIMM - Not That It Matters Much
NTK - Nice To Know
NTTAWWT - Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTW - Not To Worry
NTYMI - Now That You Mention It
NUB - New person to a site or game
NUFF - Enough Said
NVM - NeVer Mind
NVNG - Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
NW - No Way
NWAL - Nerd Without A Life
NWR - Not Work Related
NYC - Not Your Concern
NYCFS - New York City Finger Salute
O - Opponent -or- Over
OAO - Over And Out
OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject
OB - Obligatory
OBE - Overcome By Events
OBO - Or Best Offer
OBTW - Oh By The Way
OBX - Old Battle Axe
OC - Original Character -or- Own Character
OCD - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA - One Damn Thing After Another
OIC - Oh, I See
OICU812 - Oh I See, You Ate One Too
OK - All Correct
OL - Old Lady
OLL - OnLine Love
OLN - OnLine Netiquette
OM - Old Man
OMB - Oh My Buddha
OMDB - Over My Dead Body
OMFG - Oh My F***ing God
OMG - Oh My God
OMIK - Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OML - Oh My Lord
ONID - Oh No I Didn't
ONNA - Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA - Oh No, Not This Again
ONUD - Oh No You Didn't
OO - Over and Out
OOAK - One Of A Kind
OOC - Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF - Out Of Facility
OOI - Out Of Interest
OOO - Out Of Office
OOS - Out Of Stock
OOTB - Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC - Obligatory On Topic Comment
OSIF - Oh Sh** I Forgot
OSINTOT - Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
OST - On Second Thought
OT - Off Topic
OTASOIC - Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
OTC - Over The Counter
OTF - Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
OTH - Off The Hook
OTL - Out To Lunch
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTP - On The Phone
OTT - Over The Top
OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head
OTW - Off The Wall
OUSU - Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE - Or Words To That Effect
OZ - Australia
P - Partner
P&C - Private & Confidential
P2C2E - Process Too Complicated Too Explain
P2U4URAQTP - Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
P911 - Parent Alert
PA - Parent Alert
PAL - Parents Are Listening
PANS - Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PB - Potty Break
PBB - Parent Behind Back
PBEM - Play By EMail
PBJ - Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
PD - Public Domain
PDOMA - Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQ - Pretty Darn Quick
PDS - Please Don't Shout
PEBCAC - Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
PEBCAK - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PFA - Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
PFC - Pretty F***ing Cold
PHAT - Pretty Hot And Tempting
PHB - Pointy Haired Boss
PHS - Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
PIAPS - Pig In A Pant Suit
PIBKAC - Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIF - Paid In Full
PIMP - Peeing In My Pants
PIMPL - Peeing In My Pants Laughing
PIN - Person In Need
PIR - Parent In Room
PITA - Pain In The Ass
PITMEMBOAM - Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
PLOKTA - Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLS - Please
PLZ - Please
PM - Personal Message -or- Private Message
PMBI - Pardon My Butting In
PMF - Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
PMFJI - Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM - Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In
PML - Pissing Myself Laughing
PMP - Peeing My Pants
PMSL - Pissed MySelf Laughing
PNATMBC - Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PNCAH - Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
PND - Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
PO - Piss Off
POAHF - Put On A Happy Face
POAK - Passed Out At Keyboard
POM - Parent Over My Shoulder
PONA - Person Of No Account
POOF - Good-bye, gone; also seen as ::poof::
POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
POSC - Piece Of Sh** Computer
POSSLQ - Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POTS - Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
POTUS - President of the United States
POV - Point of View
PP - People
PPL - Pay-Per-Lead -or- People
PRON - Porn
PS - Post Script
PSA - Public Service Announcement
PSO - Product Superior to Operator
PTH - Prime Tanning Hours
PTMM - Please Tell Me More
PTP - Pardon The Pun
PTPOP - Pat The Pissed Off Primate
PU - That Stinks
PVP - Player Versus Player
PWN - Own
PWNT - Owned
PWP - Plot, What Plot?
P-ZA - Pizza
Q2C - Quick To Cum
QFT - Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
QL - Quit Laughing
QLS - Reply
QOTD - Quote Of The Day
QQ - Quick Question -or- Cry More
QS - Quit Scrolling
QT - Cutie
QYB - Quit Your Bitching
R U there? - Are you there?
R&D - Research & Development
R&R - Rest & Relaxation
RAEBNC - Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAT - Remotely Activated Trojan
RB@Ya - Right Back at Ya
RBAY - Right Back At You
RBTL - Read Between The Lines
RC - Remote Control
RCI - Rectal Cranial Inversion
RE - Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
REHI - Hi Again
RFD - Request For Discussion
RFR - Really F***ing Rich
RFS - Really F***ing Soon
RGR - Roger
RHIP - Rank Has Its Privileges
RIYL - Recommended If You Like
RKBA - Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL - Real Life
RLCO - Real Life Conference
RLF - Real Life Friend
RM - Remake
RMLB - Read My Lips Baby
RMMA - Reading My Mind Again
RMMM - Read My Mail Man
RN - Right Now
RNN - Reply Not Necessary
ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROR - Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL - Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO - Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM - Right On The Money
RPG - Role Playing Games
RRQ - Return Receipt Request
RRR - haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
RSN - Real Soon Now
RSVP - Répondez S'il Vous Plaît
RT - Real Time
RTBM - Read The Bloody Manual
RTBS - Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ - Read The FAQ
RTFF - Read The F***ing FAQ
RTFM - Read The F***ing Manual
RTFQ - Read The F***ing Question
RTH - Release The Hounds
RTK - Return To Keyboard
RTM or RTFM - Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
RTSM - Read The Silly Manual
RTTSD - Right Thing To Say Dude
RTWFQ - Read The Whole F***ing Question
RU - Are You?
RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
RUFKM - Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
RUH - Are You Horny?
RUMCYMHMD - Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
RUMORF - Are You Male OR Female?
RUNTS - Are You Nuts?
RUOK - Are You OK?
RUS - Are You Serious?
RUSOS - Are You SOS (in trouble)?
RUT - Are You There?
RUUP4IT - Are You Up For It?
RX - Regards
RYFM - Read Your Friendly Manual
RYO - Roll Your Own
RYS - Read Your Screen
S - Smile
S^ - What's Up?
S2R - Send To Receive
S2U - Same To You
S4L - Spam For Life
SADAD - Suck A Dick And Die
SAHM - Stay At Home Mom
SAIA - Stupid Asses In Action
SAPFU - Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
SBI - Sorry 'Bout It
SBTA - Sorry, Being Thick Again
SBUG - Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SCNR - Sorry, Could Not Resist
SDK - Scottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
SEC - Wait a second
SED - Said Enough Darling
SEG - Sh** Eating Grin
SEP - Somebody Else's Problem
SETE - Smiling Ear To Ear
SEWAG - Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
SF - Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
SFAIAA - So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE - Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFLA - Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFTTM - Stop F***ing Talking To Me
SFX - Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
SH - Sh** Happens
SHB - Should Have Been
SHID - Slap Head In Disgust
SHMILY - See How Much I Love You
SIC - Spelling Is Correct
SICL - Sitting In Chair Laughing
SICS - Sitting In Chair Snickering
SII - Seriously Impaired Imagination
SIL - Sister-In-Law
SIT - Stay In Touch
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD - Still In The Dark
SIUP - Suck It Up Pussy
SIUYA - Shove It Up Your Ass
Sk8r - Skater
SL - Second Life
SLAP - Sounds Like A Plan
SLAW - Sounds Like A Winner
SLIRK - Smart Little Rich Kid
SLM - See Last Mail
SLOM - Sticking Leeches On Myself
SLT - Something Like That
SM - Senior Moment
SMAIM - Send Me An Instant Message
SMB - Suck My Balls
SME - Subject Matter Expert
SMEM - Send Me E-Mail
SMH - Shaking My Head
SMIM - Send Me an Instant Message
SMOP - Small Matter of Programming
SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAG - Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT - Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO - Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SOB - Son Of a B*tch
SOBT - Stressed Out Big Time
SOGOP - Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOH - Sense Of Humor
SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure
SOI - Self Owning Idiot
SOIAR - Sit On It And Rotate
SOL - Sh** Out of Luck
SOMY - Sick Of Me Yet
SOOYA - Snake Out Of Your Ass
SOP - Standard Operating Procedure
SorG - Straight or Gay
SOS - Same Old Sh**
SOT - Short On Time
SOTMG - Short On Time, Must Go
SOW - Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
SOZ - Sorry
SRO - Standing Room Only
SRSLY - Seriously
SSC - Super Sexy Cute
SSDD - Same Sh** Different Day
SSEWBA - Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSIA - Subject Says It All
STBY - Sucks To Be You
STD - Seal The Deal
STFU - Shut The F*** Up
STFW - Search The F***ing Web
STM - Spank The Monkey
STPPYNOZGTW - Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
STR8 - Straight
STS - So To Speak
STW - Search The Web
STYS - Speak To You Soon
SU - Shut Up
SUAC - Sh** Up A Creek
SUAKM - Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUFI - Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
SUFID - Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUL - Snooze You Lose
SUP - What's Up?
SUYF - Shut Up You Fool
SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWAK - Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
SWALBCAKWS - Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
SWALK - Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT - So What Do You Think
SWIM - See What I Mean?
SWIS - See What I'm Saying
SWL - Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWU - So What's Up
SYS - See You Soon
SYT - See You Tomorrow
T&C - Terms & Conditions
T@YL - Talk At You Later
TA - Thanks Again
TAF - That's All, Folks!
TAFN - That's All For Now
TAH - Take A Hike
TAKS - That's A Knee Slapper
TANJ - There Ain’t No Justice
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAP - Take A Pill
TARFU - Things Are Really F***ed Up
TAS - Taking A Shower
TAW - Teachers Are Watching
TBA - To Be Advised
TBC - To Be Continued
TBD - To Be Determined
TBE - Thick Between Ears
TBH - To Be Honest
TBYB - Try Before You Buy
TC - Take Care
TCB - Trouble Came Back
TCOY - Take Care Of Yourself
TDM - Too Darn Many
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS - That is For Darn Sure
TFH - Thread From Hell
TFLMS - Thanks For Letting Me Share
TFMIU - The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
TFN - Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TFS - Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
TFTHAOT - Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT - Thanks For The Thought
TFX - Traffic
TGAL - Think Globally, Act Locally
TGGTG - That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TGIF - Thank God It's Friday
THX or TX or THKS - Thanks
TIA - Thanks In Advance
TIAIL - Think I Am In Love
TIC - Tongue In Cheek
TIGAS - Think I Give A Sh**
TILII - Tell It Like It Is
TINWIS - That Is Not What I Said
TISC - This Is So Cool
TISL - This Is So Lame
TISNC - This Is So Not Cool
TISNF - That Is So Not Fair
TISNT - That Is So Not True
TK - To Come
TKU4UK - Thank You For Your Kindness
TLA - Three Letter Acronym
TLC - Tender Loving Care
TLGO - The List Goes On
TLITBC - That's Life In The Big City
TLK-2-U-L-8-R - Talk To You Later
TM - Trust Me
TMA - Too Many Acronyms
TMI - Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI - There's More Than One Way To Do It
TNA - Temporarily Not Available
TNC - Tongue In Cheek
TNT - Til Next Time
TNTL - Trying Not To Laugh
TNX - Thanks
TOBAL - There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG - This Oughta Be Good
TOM - Tomorrow
TOPCA - Til Our Paths Cross Again
TOT - Tons of Time
TOY - Thinking Of You
TP - Team Player -or- TelePort
TPC - The Phone Company
TPS - That's Pretty Stupid
TPTB - The Powers That Be
TQM - Total Quality Management
TRAM - The Rest Are Mine
TRDMC - Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TS - Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
TSIA - This Says It All
TSIF - Thank Science It's Friday
TSNF - That's So Not Fair
TSOB - Tough Son Of a B*tch
TSR - Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
TSRA - Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
TT - Big tease
TTA - Tap That Ass
TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
TTG - Time to Go
TTIOT - The Truth Is Out There
TTKSF - Trying To Keep a Straight Face
TTMF - Ta, Ta, MOFO
TTS - Text To Speech
TTT - That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
TTTHTFAL - Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening
TTTKA - Time To Totally Kick Ass
TTTT - To Tell The Truth
TTUL - Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN - Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL - Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
TTYT - Talk To You Tomorrow
TVN - Thank You Very Much
TWHAB - This Won't Hurt A Bit
TWIMC - To Whom it may Concern
TWIWI - That Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
TXS - Thanks
TXT IM - Text Instant Message
TY - Thank You
TYCLO - Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
TYVM - Thank You Very Much
U - You
U Up - Are You Up?
U2 - You Too
U8 - You Ate?
UBS - Unique Buying State
UCWAP - Up a Creek Without A Paddle
UDH82BME - You'd Hate To Be Me
UG2BK - You've Got To Be Kidding
U-L - You Will
unPC - unPolitically Correct
UNTCO - You Need To Chill Out
UOK - Are You OK?
UPOD - Under Promise Over Deliver
UR - You Are
UR2K - You Are Too Kind
URAPITA - You Are A Pain In The Ass
URSAI - You Are Such An Idiot
URW - You Are Welcome
URWS - You Are Wise
URYY4M - You Are Too Wise For Me
US - You Suck
USP - Unique Selling Proposition
UTM - You Tell Me
UV - Unpleasant Visual
UWIWU - You Wish I Was You
VBG - Very Big Grin
VBS - Very Big Smile
VC - Venture Capital
VCDA - Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
VEG - Very Evil Grin
VFM - Value For Money
VGN - Vegan -or- Vegitarian
VM - Voice Mail
VRBS - Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
VSF - Very Sad Face
VWD - Very Well Done
VWP - Very Well Played
W/O - Without
w00t - We Own the Other Team
WAD - Without A Doubt
WAEF - When All Else Fails
WAFB - What A F***ing Bitch
WAFM - What A F***ing Mess
WAFS - Warm And Fuzzies
WAG - Wild Ass Guess
WAI - What An Idiot
WAK - What A Kiss
WAMBAM - Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WAYD - What Are You Doing?
WAYN - Where Are You Now?
WB - Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WBS - Write Back Soon
WC - Who Cares
WCA - Who Cares Anyway
WD - Well Done
WDALYIC - Who Died And Left You In Charge?
WDDD - Woopie Doo Da Dey
WDR - With Due Respect
WDT - Who Does That?
WDYMBT - What Do You Mean By That?
WDYS - What Did You Say
WDYT - What Do You Think
WE - Whatever
WEG - Wicked Evil Grin
WETSU - We Eat This Sh** Up
WF - Way Fun
WFM - Works For Me
WG - Wicked Grin
WGAFF - Who Gives A Flying F***
WIBAMU - Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI - Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WIIFM - What's In It For Me
WILCO - Will Comply
WIM - Woe Is Me
WIP - Work In Process
WISP - Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT - Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS - What In The F*** Is This Sh**
WITW - What In The World
WIU - Wrap It Up
wkewl - it means way cool
WMHGB - Where Many Have Gone Before
WMMOWS - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WMPL - Wet My Pants Laughing
WNOHGB - Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA - Work Of Art
WOG - Wise Old Guy
WOMBAT - Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOOF - Well Off Older Folks
WOP - With Out Papers
WOTAM - Waste Of Time And Money
WOTD - Word Of The Day
WP - Well Played
WRT - With Regard To -or- With Respect To
WRUDATM - What Are You Doing At The Moment?
WT - Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTB - Want To Buy
WTF - What The F***
WTFGDA - Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
WTFH - What The F***ing Hell
WTG - Way To Go
WTGP - Want To Go Private?
WTH - What The Heck
WTHOW - White Trash Headline Of the Week
WTMI - Way Too Much Information
WTN - What Then Now? Who Then Now?
WTS - Want To Sell
WTSDS - Where The Sun Don't Shine
WTSHTF - When The Sh** Hits The Fan
WTTM - Without Thinking To Much
WU - What's Up
WUF - Where You From
WUWH - Wish You Were Here
WUWHIMA - Wish You Were Here In My Arms
WWJD - What Would Jesus Do?
WWSD - What Would Satan Do?
WWY - Where Were You?
WX - Weather
WYCM - Will You Call Me?
WYFM - Would You F*** Me?
WYGISWYPF - What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYM - What do You Mean?
WYP - What's Your Problem?
WYRN - What's Your Real Name?
WYS - Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG - What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT - Whatever You Think
WYWH - Wish You Were Here
X-I-10 - Exciting
XLNT - Excellent
XME - Excuse Me
XOXO - Hugs and Kisses
XQZT - Exquisite
XTC - Ecstasy
Y - Why?
YA - Yet Another
YA yaya - Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YABA - Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YACC - Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI - You Asked For It You Got It
YAOTM - Yet Another Off Topic Message
YAUN - Yet Another Unix Nerd
YBF - You've Been F***ed
YBS - You'll Be Sorry
YBY - Yeah Baby Yeah
YBYSA - You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCT - Your Comment To
YDKM - You Don't Know Me
YEPPIES - Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
YGBK - You Gotta Be Kidding
YGBSM - You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YGLT - You're Gonna Love This
YGTBK - You've Got To Be Kidding
YGWYPF - You Get What You Pay For
YHM - You Have Mail
YIC - Yours In Christ
YIU - Yes, I Understand
YIWGP - Yes, I Will Go Private
YKW - You Know What
YKWIM - You Know What I Mean
YM - Your Mother
YMAK - You May Already Know
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
YNK - You Never Know
YOYO - You're On Your Own
YR - Yeah Right
YRYOCC - You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
YS - You Stinker
YSAN - You're Such A Nerd
YSIC - Why Should I Care?
YSK - You Should Know
YSYD - Yeah, Sure You Do
YTB - You're The Best
YTRNW - Yeah That's Right, Now What?
YTTT - You Telling The Truth
YUPPIES - Young Urban Professionals
YW - You're Welcome
YWIA - You're Welcome In Advance
YY4U - Too Wise For You
YYSSW - Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
zerg - To gang up on someone
ZMG - Oh My God
ZZZ - Sleeping, Bored, Tired